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Update on Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill. The shiny Flow Utensil Colour Kernel package containment cap, installed on June 3 or 4, continues to collect some oil and gas flowing from the black hole and transport them to the starship Enterprise drillship on the surface. Lately some amount of the total fuck-up was collected and to celebrate we just burned it all and had sausages. Now actually we really don't give a flying fuck as our other oil-harvesting operations around the world continue to do great. But to end this and sound all scientific we will just say 5 barrels of oil were either spilled or not spilled and maybe 42 million cubic empirical mile of natural gas was flared.

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